belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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