you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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