Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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