I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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