I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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