How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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