found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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