yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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