My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I need a beard to bite.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
