the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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