i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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