I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
