out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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