I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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