READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just had sex bonerless
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
