I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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