I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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