it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I supernannyed him into submission
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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