why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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