New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
