i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
