Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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