Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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