at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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