I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
