i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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