summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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