ya dads aren't the best wingmen
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
All the doctor said was why
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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