I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Randomize
