found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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