Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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