whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
