I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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