I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
