Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I think my moral compass just broke
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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