Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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