I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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