But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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