do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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