just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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