Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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