I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
That's intense
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
operation harelip BJ is a go
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
