ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
