I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
