you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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