I look better un-naked...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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