Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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