Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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