Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
