dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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