yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
