It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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