Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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