so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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