I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
