at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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